Reblog for bountiful and relevant employment opportunities in 2019
mutual: we should talk more!
me: yeah!
mutual:
me:
NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!
I HAVE LITERALLY BEEN PRAYING THAT ONE OF THESE MYSTERY ENDINGS WOULD BE ON MY DASH.
This is the only time it will be worth it to have scrolled through this whole thing
Tracking Service, as helpfully as possible: Your order is out for delivery! It should arrive by 8 PM today!
Me, sitting by the door at 8:12 AM: pakige
Me opening my apartment door anytime I hear the outside door open despite it being 10AM: Böx?
you can tell a lot about someone based on their phone background. it shows what’s most important to them
Reblog this and put what your phone background in the tags
Bird box monster: we know how to beat the staff and allow +18 content on tumblr again
Me:
